Joke: Do you know what the least spoken language in the world is?
 
Punchline: Sign Language.


Joke: Did you know French fries are not actually made in France?

Punchline: They are made in grease.


Joke: Know why the lifeguard couldn't save the hippie at the beach?

Punchline: He was too far out, man.


Joke: What concert costs only 45 cents?

Punchline: 50 Cent, featuring Nickelback.


Joke: Why are pancakes so good at baseball?

Punchline: They have the best batter.


Joke: It's a shame that nothing is made in America these days.

Punchline: I bought a new radio and on the back it says "Built-in Antenna."


Joke: I tried to climb a really tall tower in France

Punchline: but Eiffel off.


Joke: I just crashed my new Kia.

Punchline: Now, I have Nokia.


Joke: Remember when I told the joke about the chiropractor?

Punchline: It was about a weak back.


Joke: What's blue and not heavy?

Punchline: Light blue.


Joke: How did the sand get wet?

Punchline: The sea weed on it.


Joke: Why don't ants get sick?

Punchline: They have little anty bodies.


Joke: I couldn't get a reservation at the local library.

Punchline: They were completely booked.


Joke: I heard someone stole a whole case of Red Bull from a store.

Punchline: I have no idea how they can sleep at night.


Joke: I'm building a house. The 1st floor is going great

Punchline: but the 2nd floor is another story.


Joke: How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Punchline: Ten Tickles.


Joke: I lost 15 pounds wearing bread on my head.

Punchline: It's a new loaf hat diet.


Joke: I went to a video shop and asked if I could borrow "Batman Forever."

Punchline: He said "no, you gotta bring it back tomorrow".


Joke: How does an Eskimo build a house?

Punchline: Igloos it together.


Joke: Does anyone need an Ark?

Punchline: I Noah guy.


Joke: What did the Boston fisherman say to the magician?

Punchline: "Pick a cod, any cod."


Joke: People who take care of chickens are called...

Punchline: Chicken Tenders.


Joke: What do you call a person with no body and no nose?

Punchline: Nobody knows!

 

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